Fitty Coming

Yaooo Fitty comin, so hit up JC Pennies at the Auburn Mall, buy some G-Unit gear, and head down to the Lewiston Collisee on June 20th to see my boy rock this place.

High School Drama

“Oh My God, did you hear what happened on the bus yesterday?”

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears…

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears…
Are teachers that go out of their way to try and catch kid’s with their phones. A kid in math class can be doing his or her work on a calculator and a teacher loses it because they think the kid has a phone. How far are teachers going to go to catch students with phones?

Shoe Scuffing: Leavitt students headache

It’s the most annoying sound I’ve ever heard, the scuffing of Ugg boots, flip flops, sneakers, or those slip on clogs as someone walks down the hall.

A New American Style: The Donk

If you have been living under a rock for the past decade or so, you might have missed the emergence of the classic American sedan, usually a 1980′s Chevy Caprice, slammed to the ground, or jacked up high, sitting on chromed out rims in excess of 22 inches. What do you call this car? Is it a low rider? A high rider? A little ridiculous? No, it’s called a donk.

Smells like Snowmobiler’s Spirit

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and fashion is always up for debate within the realms of critics. Being an accomplished fashion critic myself, I must advocate for the most underrepresented side of fashion, Turner’s finest, the snowmobiler.

Fake Snow Days?!

“Hey did you hear? My Dad said there’s gonna be a snow day tomorrow”! And it never happens… You know why? Because your Dad is not the freaking weather man!  Stop taking about the snow days. Like a lot of your parents in Turner, Leeds, and Greene your Dad might be a snow plow man. Mine is. But that does NOT make them the weather man.